As I am cocky, I scare the chicken-heart.
I am happy to be an officer.
I like fevering, I like money.
I am not a good officer.
I am high-handed.
I like fevering and hanging around.
I never use my mind.
Girls flock to me.
And it hits my spine.
I like having monkey fever.
Brother, stop the sedan! Brother!
What is it? What is going on?
Brother, our young brother has disappeared again.
My two brothers: Be good officers...
don't be greedy, silence is golden, I'm leaving.
He wants to become a wandering hero once more.
Oh...
What a bird-eye's view from here.
The gentle breeze comforts me.
Even the hills are green.
It's like Heaven here.
I'd better sing elsewhere, it's so noisy here.
Man, shall I treat you with shark fin soup?
No, thanks.
You're kind-hearted, and pretty too.
I know I am pretty.
Just with my beauty.
I can keep my chastity.
Go on keeping your chastity then.
You don't want the shark fin soup? No, thanks.
Shit! Why I always fail to find Rainbow Village?
Do you know where Rainbow Village?
Stop the sedan!
Aren't you afraid when you see an officer?
We fear no one.
Officer, it's 10 miles ahead.
But if I were you, I wouldn't report duty there.
Why?
I know he's a bad guy, judging from his laughter.
Whoever is bad cannot stay there long.
He can't get advantage will soon become abnormal.
We two rushed away from there too.
You must die this time. Really? You're exaggerating.
Pay us now! Pay what?
Fee for our information.
Sure, my younger brother will pay you.
Kui, pay them.
Is 5 taels enough?
It is enough? You bastards!
You brothers are dirty enough?
Set off!
Rainbow Village... What is it?
Madam, I've made some clothes for your son.
Thanks very much! You're welcome.
Well, take this chicken and make soup. No, thanks.
Take it, come on...
What a pretty rainbow, I am easy seeing it.
Don't ever look down on poor lads.
All villagers have dragon embroidered on broken shoes.
They care so much about their shoes.
They are all polite and kind.
You need not panic if you are ill, I am a good doctor.
I have headache.
As I suffer from an incurable disease.
I keep thinking about you.
As you did smile at me.
I lose control of myself.
I cannot help myself.
To show my love, I'll offer you a mandarin.
You peel it and I eat it. Mind if there're seeds.
I am very happy.
We love each other.
I keep mending shoes every night.
We... are together. I wish from now on...
We can live together forever.
As we love each other, we are happy.
It's sweet, Brother Dup.
Here's the rainbow. Come on, make a wish.
Good, I hope every villagers will be healthy and happy.
I'm happy, just like the two of us. You're great!
My wish next time will be greater.
Sister!
We still have much nutritious wine to deliver.
Brother, let me help you push the cart. I'll help you push it too.
Thank you very much.
You mean to help me by this?
Morning! We deliver wine!
Morning! So early.
Reinforce the sole, mend the hole, stack more cloth.
Let me see... There's a big hole.
What if I embroider a dragon and cover it up?
It's good. I must thank you then. It's okay.
Brother, let me help you.
You mean to help me by this?
Miss Heung, morning. Morning, Mr. Li!
Have you taken breakfast yet?
I've made some Lovely Buns.
They are fresh... Thanks!
Brother Dup, Mr. Li offers us these buns.
He's so nice!
Thanks! Thanks, Mr. Li.
They are delicious.
It's pleasant. You're sweating?
It's pleasant. Is it?
No, it is not.
It's really pleasant, it makes me excited.
I'm dizzy when I smelt it.
Of course, Gau Gau is smoking tobacco.
Making a mess.
Gau Gau, smoking again?
Yes, Mrs. Minster wants me to walk the lamb, so I enjoy myself.
You have a smoke?
We must try out everything in this world.
You don't smoke it all?
You're ignorant!
Hey, you make the lamb smoke too?
Sure, lambs feed on grass, there's nothing strange at all.
I love it so much.
Fortune teller said
my future husband has beard.
It may be my husband's father. I'm paving for my future instead.
Where's Mrs. Minister?
Mrs. Minister? It's bad!
Attention, Mrs. Minister is giving away buns!
Go get it! Giving away buns?
Here comes Mrs. Minister.
These buns represent my love.
Come on, come and eat my buns.
Line up! One for each of you.
Thanks Madam. Good.
Thanks Madam,
Hold it!
You're wicked. Madam, look here!
Why are you so greedy?
Madam, the buns you made really delicious.
I can't control my greed.
Greedy!
Stop!
I must bear responsibility, the buns I made are really delicious.
But frankness is man's best merit.
Since she admits, shall we forgive her?
Forgive!
What is it, Boss Li?
It's moving, Madam.
You make me feel ashamed of my hypocrite.
I want you to punish me.
You punish me, please...
Confess if you have done anything wrong,
you'll feel better after confessing it.
I...
Tell us?
Okay! I don't need this!
I love Heung secretly.
I know she has Dup as boyfriend,
but I still go ahead.
I always bribe her elder brother,
I hole he will let his sister marry me.
I was only thinking.
My lust is too much, I am a beast!
Boss Li... Don't get near me,
I can't control myself!
Get me a water bucket!
Are you feeling better?
Yes, I have calmed down. This is your lust.
Whenever you have this lust, splash yourself with cold water.
Then your lust will vanish.
Right.
I want this too...
What do you mean? You love Heung secretly too?
No, I love your niece Miss Chi Wan secretly.
Brother, you lousy guy all want pretty Chi Wan?
Here comes Miss Chi Wan!
Let's welcome her with applause! Thanks.
Aunt. Good.
Look.
Thanks for admiring me,
I do love you.
But my Sister Chi Wan doesn't love common guys.
I love diligent, good man.
So that he can build a better Rainbow Village with me.
She really my good niece.
She's a real fair lady...
She's real trouble-stirrer.
Right, there's water all over the place.
What a good scenery!
It's like a fairy's place.
I am so sad as I do not have a lover.
I am so lonely here.
I know you are looking forward to me.
Don't feel sad.
You will meet a handsome guy like a fairy.
I disguise as a fairy and let you rest in my chest.
You want to marry a fairy and not a human being?
Pretty, your dream comes true.
Here comes the fairy! I am a fairy.
Which clan are you from?
Is there difference between fairies? Sure.
Though you're holding leaves, you can't perform magic...
You're only a lousy fairy.
I needn't perform magic.
As I am a horny fairy.
Help! molester...
Maniac! Help!
Let's choose the bulky ones.
Help... manic!
Adabi Adaba, invisible!
It won't work? What is it wrong?
This pear is very sweet.
Adabi Adaba, invisible!
It won't...
Is my gesture improper? Let me try again.
Adabi Adaba!
You're very handsome.
I... I know, you're very pretty too.
I know, many people have told me this already.
Are you a fairy?
You say?
You must be a fairy.
I've just seen you turn all the flowers red, they're nice.
You're bad, you peeped at me.
You want me to make your clothes vanish?
You're bad as well.
Don't you fairies make friends with human being?
It depends on.
But I must make... friends with you.
Red, it's turning in the eyes.
you're a singing fairy.
Red, it's moving in my mood.
A flowers picking fairy.
We are meeting at this moment.
We're breathing the same air.
I'm as excited as sunrise.
I've sung for you, I given you flowers.
I think it is time to...
To exchange our names, let me tell you my name first.
My name is Chi Wan, I live in Rainbow Village.
Chi Wan, rainbow, what a nice name!
What is you name?
My name is... Sister!
Someone is here, I'll leave now.
Sister!
He's really vanished.
Sister.
You make me worried, where have you been?
I've met a fairy! A fairy?
He's very handsome!
Very handsome? Where?
It's bad! The fairy doesn't know where I live.
Fairy knows everything, just don't worry.
Heung!
Rubbing up, rubbing down,
Rubbing all the body dirt away.
The stink kills the fish.
No, is he the fairy?
Miss, what do you mean by peeping at me bathing?
You have nothing to let me peep at.
Hey, don't run!
Bastard! Don't chase at me!
You peeped at me bathing, don't run!
Don't chase at me!
You've peeped my chastity.
There's nothing to see, different size and different color.
What is different size?
You've seen my nipples, you must let me see back.
Let me go! Heung, what is it?
He is a bad guy. Bad guy?
Bad guy, how are you?
Go away!
You've looked at my body, I've suffered.
Where have you suffered?
Here, here, and here.
Okay, let me mend them for you.
Is it here?
What do you want to do?
I'm expert at mending holes.
Where are you from? You're too cocky.
Don't understand.
I ask you, what are you? Nut head!
I'm not nut head, I am Dup, a shoe-mender.
Everyone in Rainbow Village knows me.
Rainbow Village? It's Rainbow Village here?
Rainbow Village, I've found it!
Brother, I've found it! It's Rainbow Village here?
New officer is coming. Keep silence, keep out of the way.
Welcome Officer of the place!
Officer, your clothes is every beautiful!
Officer, your beard is nice!
Officer, you are very handsome!
Officer, you have a wide forehead!
Officer, welcome and sign here!
My place is grant, it's spacious too.
It's air-conditioned upstairs.
No service charge, no extra fee, and...
A new officer must show power, show them something.
It's him.
Keep quiet, all of you!
Listen everybody.
The leader of "Big Three" step out!
Officer, we only have "Big Four" here, it's good wine.
I mean the guys in charge of whorehouses, casinos and drug houses.
Who is in charge of casinos here?
Officer, we don't have casinos here, no one gambles here either.
Right...
Who is in charge of heroine?
No one sells drugs here.
There's only a few guys who sell noodles...
macaroni and spaghetti...
Which one do you want? Fried noodle, get it right away!
What about whorehouses?
Don't tell me you don't have chicks here.
Chicks? Yes, we have.
How is it, old fat hen? Do you want it?
You beat it! Let me do it!
Stop, everyone stop.
You must listen to what I say.
I am listening.
You must obey me and never ask why.
He's Ma Lun Tai, he's the real boss here.
If you bribe me, everything will be fine.
You must be smart and obey me.
At every festival.
You must send me boxes of gold.
Don't play me a fool, hurry up!
You must not ask, you must not shout.
You must listen to what I say.
You must obey me and never ask why.
Caress? Buns are to eat, and not to caress...
Are you mad or are you fooling?
It'll be too bad if I start killing.
You dance, while I speak, we need not get involved.
Are you listening to me?
When Officer arrived, he entertained us with singing.
But I don't understand why he sang so loudly.
What song did he sing such expression?
"Love Trap"?
"Love Fever"? You have fever.
The man over there was the one you met last time.
Fairy?
Lousy guy! Tasteless!
I don't know why you love him.
You mistake him for someone else.
I must see him again.
Chi Wan.
You're from a rich family, you must be a fair lady.
Aunt...
I know what to do.
I'll invite them over for a dinner.
Then you have a chance to see them.
Good idea.
You can then meet your so-called fairy again.
And the "Beard" Officer.
What "Beard"?
That Officer has a beard.
Aunt!
You bitch, I'll deduce from you salary the fee for the medicine.
It's okay, don't panic.
I have much salary, more than enough.
The fan matches the light make-up.
The regards with the fan.
Looking at my love.
I am bewildered by her.
I want to peep at her under the stars.
You're not common guy.
Don't be rude.
I am excited when I see you.
I become bad when I think of you.
You must know my mind.
I must see you tonight.
You must fly down from the sky.
I get so nervous.
Don't be sly with me.
I want to fix my marriage with you.
I hope you will cherish our fate.
Flying in the clouds.
However, I am only a human being.
I fear our marriage will be hindered.
You must know my love to you.
Tonight, when there is moonlight,
we must make an oath.
Why are you fairies so nervous?
Excuse me...
Tell you frankly, I am not a fairy.
You are not a fairy? No.
What is your name?
I'm called Ma...
If I tell you my whole name, it sounds foul language.
I have a nickname, Tok Choi, of Mok Chuen.
Mok Chuen Tok Choi? Right.
Chi Wan.
Someone is coming!
Chi Wan.
Miss, Madam's head is mispositioned.
Stop crying.
Chi Wan, come and help me fix my head.
Gau Gau, stand here.
Aunt, come here too. Let's count 1,2,3.
1,2,3!
I'll show up again.
I've missed you since you left,
I miss you 24 hours a day.
Miss Chi Wan, it's you?
I miss you, handsome guy.
Me too.
Your skin is delicate. Thanks.
Let me kiss you.
Here? Aren't you a bit too hurried?
You're shy, handsome?
No, but here is not a romantic place for a kiss.
Romantic? Kiss me quick! Come on!
Someone is here! It's bad if they hear this.
She's deaf.
I won't hear anything.
Someone is here again, it's bad it he sees this.
He's blind.
I won't hear anything.
Stop being lousy, accompany me tonight!
Miss, I never expected you would say this to me.
Miss Chi Wan, you're from a rich family,
I am also from a renowned family.
We must talk about moral and politeness.
It's adultery affairs if we have casual sex.
Miss, if you force me to proceed with this adultery affairs...
I'd rather knock my head against the tree,
I'd rather die to show my chastity!
Lust dream...
Dirty!
I've prepared vegetarian food for you.
Vegetarian food.
No wonder all villagers here is as poor as mice.
Mrs. Minister is a vegetarian.
Look, she's head mispositions out of malnutrition.
No, there's dance as entertainment.
Sex dance?
What are you waiting for? Dance at once!
Take it easy. Of course not you.
This dance is tradition of our village.
It's handed down generation to generation.
Good, sex dancing is good...
Is this the sex dance?
Yes, it's Fire Dance, is it good?
"Beard"?
It's him.
Sir, are your called "Beard"? Were you born in year of Ram?
Who is she?
She's my maid, Gau Gau.
Stop fooling, you'll frighten others.
But she's kind-hearted.
I just don't understand.
Are you all playing a fool? Are you all really so naive?
Human being has weakness, they have lusts.
In Rainbow Village, our lusts are friendship and gratitude.
All villagers like listening to me.
They all are good people.
Let me tell you, you've made everyone an idiot.
They'll all die of hunger, poverty of boredom.
Mr. Minister, I say you've suppressed their naiveté.
But don't panic,
I can help resuming their suppressed characters.
It's not that easy. Let's bet.
I must make them show up their real face within 7 days.
If I lose, we two brothers will disappear at once.
If we win, you must leave Rainbow Village at once.
Don't complain that we're bullying you two widows.
Daring!
Please mind you words.
Chi Wan, if this lad is your dream boy...
you'd better kill me.
Of course not, Aunt.
You are a bulky culprit!
She's the prettiest girl in the village!
She's really beautiful! Mee...
See them out!
I can save from seeing doctor.
It's him.
The two brothers have different character, but both are sly.
The younger brother is Lun Kui, he's rude and impolite.
He keeps calling whores.
The big brother is called Lun Tai.
He's cocky.
I don't know what he's good at.
Why are you wet over?
Ma... Lun... Tai!
Stand properly, my villages.
Mrs. Minister is giving away big buns!
Take it, eat slowly...
Are they really happy?
Yes, Madam. Thanks.
Go on giving away buns. Yes.
He! What? He?
Your fairly? Mok Chuen Tok Choi!
He's stylish!
Miss.
Please give me two buns, have mercy on me.
But you're not from Rainbow Village.
Right, I am alien worker.
Charity shouldn't be classified.
If you tell me your name, I'll give you a bun.
My name is worth a bun?
You're bad.
Give way!
Pretty girl. Why do you come here?
I must eat your bun. Please line up!
Hey, line up!
What is it? This bad guy is fooling here.
Madam, come there and sit down.
Let me massage your neck.
Pretty, will you give me a pair of buns?
You must line up.
Hey, line up! Follow the rules!
None of your business!
Line up!
Friend, why are you irritable?
I can see you're not from the village.
I love the all-round Tok Choi!
Man, you're smart.
What do you think?
I'm smarter!
I must make you show your real face.
Be careful!
Ma Lun Kui!
Your brother is an Officer, do you obey the national rules?
Tai Oh.
Tai Oh, is this yours?
How come I have so much? Of course it's not mine.
Didn't you drop it accidentally?
You've dropped it, take it back.
Me?
It's good if I have so much money.
Why don't you pick it up?
But it's not mine.
If you put it here, others will pick it up.
No.
The one who dropped it will come back and look for it, don't worry.
Don't you think you're stupid if I take it away?
Don't you want money?
Do you know money is very important?
I know, but there're many things in this world more important than money.
What exactly do you like?
In fact I...
only have her in my mind.
She is my princess.
I only have her in my mind.
She... is so pretty.
We needn't fear as we have money.
Her charm moves everyone.
She is the cloud in the sky.
She is colorful clouds.
Here is it!
Morning, Boss Li. Morning.
Sorry that you deliver it yourself.
No, it's not troublesome at all, two nutritious wine.
Thank you, let me settle the bill, wait.
You needn't hurry. I'll put them outside.
Thanks, Boss Li.
This is the change. Thanks.
This underwear is mine?
You're cold?
Let me get you another thicker jacket.
Why did I do that?
It's bad! My lust comes!
Boss Li, you really feel cold?
Yes.
Put on this at once.
This is thick, the underwear can't keep you warm.
This is your change. Okay, thank you.
Sorry, I'll leave now.
Take care, Boss Li.
Are people here really human being?
Why did I steal the underwear?
Boss Li. Morning.
What are you doing?
Nothing...
I'll leave then, good-bye.
Miss, why are you so excited?
Why are you here?
I come for you. For me?
Yes.
It's not convenient to talk here, let's go that way.
No one is around, go ahead.
I... me and Miss Chi Wan are love at first sight.
You're so direct.
I don't want to beat the bush.
So I want you to help me...
Want me to be the bride's maid? I fear I'll get married before you.
You're also very direct.
I want to ask you what Miss Chi Wan loves.
Getting married.
I want to send her something before she gets married,
as a surprise.
What to send her?
I know she loves her fan most.
But the fan broke when she rescued you last time.
I am to blame.
You can send her a new fan as return.
That's right.
I can even write a poem on it.
It's very romantic!
Where can I buy a fan in Rainbow Village?
All fans are imported from outside.
You're tricky, help me figure it out.
Why must I help you?
Chocolate!
I asked my foreign friends from Silk Road...
to buy this chocolate, all girls love it.
Try it, Miss.
Is it delicious?
I can give it all to you, but you must do me a favor.
And you must keep it as secret.
Someone is around, I'll leave now.
Brother Dup. Who is he?
I won't tell you.
What were you talking about?
It's the secret between us.
Secret? Why are you so happy?
Why are you smiling sweetly?
You're irritable!
Want you put out this irritable? Okay, you do it.
It's very cold...
Think, still think! Let me give you a splash.
It's bad, I have lust!
Lust?
Let me take a nap.
Why are you here?
I'm waiting for you, "Beard". What do you want?
I want to perform sex dance for you.
Your dance is dirty and lousy...
You make me bored. Go away now.
Don't be like this, come on.
My beauty makes you impressed.
I want to listen to you...
Look at my regards.
Sing a song of lamb.
I know massaging.
I know cooking.
You think girls are troublesome.
Fate links us together.
You're stupid to dump me.
It's a romantic time.
Let's fever, and don't ask.
We must make this truth.
Come on, let's fever...
Wine will make us mad.
With this drug, it'll turn people more mad.
I must teach them how to call whores and gamble.
I must make this a horny village.
Thread Kiu! Coming!
Tai Oh, Boss Li isn't delivering today?
He's ill. I'm ill too.
All cats cry flirty these two nights,
I didn't sleep a blink.
It's never happened before.
Yes, after delivering, I'll go back to sleep.
Okay, thank you.
Good-bye.
Let me drink some wine.
It's hot... how come it's so hot?
Master, you want to buy something? Yes.
I want to buy... your fan.
The fan is nice, but I only have one.
Madam, you're drinking madly at day time?
Why call me Madam? I'm not married yet.
What a good fan!
You sway your nice fan.
Look at you, you're a hero.
You cannot hide your bravery.
Let me look at the fan.
Let me to be this fan.
Don't stick by me.
I advise you not to say love.
I won't accompany you.
I rely on you, be smart.
I only have one lover, you needn't flirt.
So you only have one lover.
Who's the lucky girl in our village then?
I won't tell this to you, I'll buy this fan.
Fix this as soon possible. Yes.
Ask them to start work at once. Yes.
Why do so many men come here today?
Officer, what induces you to come here?
You're really flirty. I have something good for you.
Make this shop into whorehouse, you'll be in charge.
But men of Rainbow Village never call whores.
All men are horny.
We must do visitor's business as well.
But women of Rainbow Village won't become whores.
We can import alien girls as prostitutes. You look.
Alien girls? Where are there alien girls?
Mamasan, they're waiting for you. Coming.
Why so many pretty girls?
Morning, Boss Li.
Morning, pretty.
You... are drinking?
It's nutritious, have some?
Where's Heung?
Heung? You want to talk to her? Yes.
She has no time to talk with you now.
She has another guy! Brother Dup?
Of course it's not Dup.
You really think Heung is an innocent girl?
She's indeed a flirty lady!
Go and find her over there.
I come from other place, I love wandering.
I am only visitor here, I am longing for home.
Clouds, please help me understand girls.
Smoke scatters in the music.
Heaven, have mercy on me.
It is my luck to be near you.
Others envy you.
Let me be your go-between.
The poem shows the love.
How can I bear all this?
I trust her so much.
My buddy becomes my enemy,
she is so cunning.
Why do you change your heart?
Kill the dirty couple!
Kill the flirty woman!
Clouds, please help me understand girls.
Smoke scatters in the music.
Heaven, have mercy on me.
It is my luck to be near you.
Show her his love.
Help him make her happy.
The poem shows the love.
Kill the adulterer.
Kill!
Sister, open the door.
Sister, quick.
How dare you come to see me again?
I want to give you a surprise.
Thanks. I am very surprised! Good night.
What are you doing?
Open the door, I really have something for you.
Open the door, quick.
I also have something to give you.
Eat bananas! Bitch! Flirty woman!
Why did you say such rude remarks?
You scold me?
Of course I'll eat the banana, I won't waste it.
Take it, I've done my part already.
You're busy body.
She dropped the fan when she's eating the banana.
A real bitch!
"I... Other... heaven..."
I can only read these words. I must study hard.
Madam, something is strange, there are two buns left today.
Let me eat them, don't waste them.
I'm hot, my heart beats madly.
Open all the windows for me.
Let me find a screw-driver first.
Madam, you're not yet asleep?
Dup, come here.
Dup, Dup, Dup...
Madam, do you know how to read?
Could you tell me what these words are?
These words? You're naughty.
Come, come and eat buns with me. I'll feed you with buns.
Madam, you...
Do you know the buns will turn stale tomorrow?
When friends meet, we like to drink together.
We only eat buns for dinner and supper.
The belly is as round as buns.
But buns will turn stale tomorrow.
Fate will make us happy.
Let us make friends.
Let us be happy.
Let us eat the buns.
When friends meet, we like to drink together.
We only eat buns for dinner and supper.
The belly is as round as buns.
but buns will turn stale tomorrow.
Do you know the buns...
will turn stale tomorrow?
Yeah!
Fuk! Luk! Help Madam back to the bedroom!
It's bad!
Madam! Help...
Madam, come in the bedroom first...
I like to eat the buns, the buns are good...
How can I face others?
It's really have something between them.
I go to take a bath, then stir it up.
Chi Wan... it's me.
Chi Wan!
It hurts much!
Who are stuck my middle finger...
Chi Wan, why did you treat me this way?
It hurts me so much.
It hurts?
I don't know why the more you hurt, the happier I become.
I am very happy!
You're happy? Anyway, has Heung come?
She has come.
Have you read it?
Are you happier after reading it?
Miss...
Miss, Madam...
Happy, I am very happy.
Isn't... he Heung's friend?
He's Heung's friend, but he's my lover too.
Miss, I...
go ahead, pretend my lover in front of him,
Hey, if you go on molesting Chi Wan, I'll beat you!
Chi Wan. In fact you...
In fact I...
only have him in my mind.
He is my prince.
I only have him in my mind.
He's talented and kind.
Look at her clearly.
We love each other truly.
Open your bloody eyes.
Look at the perfect couple of us.
My first time has give to you.
My first time... has give to Madam!
Come on, come and bet.
If you don't know, someone will teach you.
We'll offer you BBQ pork rice.
I've found you at last... Boss Li, come and bet.
Tomorrow, I come to see Officer, I want to sue someone.
Sue someone? it's wonderful!
I must sue the villagers!
There's rules if you want to sue others.
Money is all-mighty, give me a price.
Brother says: 10 taels if you want to enter court...
and an extra 10 taels for additional item and etc.
Morning, Officer.
Is he Officer of the place? Yes, he is.
Who are the other two?
Those two are reporters of the magazine.
They write gossip articles. Reporters?
Good... you're very cute.
Officer, it's said there's more and more cases here.
Yes, the cases are becoming more and more serious.
Officers, what is you resolution?
Fight crimes, Stop corruption.
Court!
Officer!
I find the atmosphere wrong in here.
I feel sick once I step in here.
The one who sues stand this way.
So many accused? I feel headache.
Officer, read the statement.
Your statement is so long!
It gets on my nerves.
Those Li and Cheung are evil.
Their deeds make me constipate.
I have paid 35 taels.
You must at least let me do a show.
He's stole my wine.
He's trespassed my paddy field.
He didn't pay after dining.
She took my money but didn't show up.
All these get me on my nerves.
I'm pending.
My liver, kidney all ache.
My eyebrows jump too.
You are all evil.
You are all convicted.
You shall all be beaten 50 planks.
Put them in cell as custody.
Retreat!
Innocent!
Officer, you've made swift judgment.
I spent my money more swiftly.
All our villagers have become evil?
You've put water in the wine?
Go away if you don't want! Go...
This guy loses but refuses to pay, beat him!
Come and work as prostitutes, you'll make big money.
You might work part time first.
You get paid every day.
Kiu, I won't become prostitute, go away.
But your chastity is worthy, you mustn't waste it.
You shut up!
Why must you force Heung to become prostitute?
I do this for her good sake.
I must beat you!
Are you alright? None of your business.
We're friends anyway.
Though you've changed your mind.
Who has changed mind?
I haven't changed.
Only you fevered with that guy.
You've spoiled happiness of Miss Chi Wan.
Hey, make it clear!
Only you and I are frank in the whole Rainbow Village.
Let's talk about it frankly. Okay, let's go ahead.
After eating so much peanuts.
It's been cleared up.
It's alright, I love them all.
You mustn't do this.
I really feel heartache.
How come I become so bad?
Why?
Beat him...
No, peanut shells can't injure others.
Get weapons and have a fight.
Heung, your brother is going to brothel with me tonight.
You needn't sit up for him. It's a deal.
Let's go... go ahead.
Madam! What are you doing?
I failed to defeat them.
Madam, you must stay here.
If you leave, you'll surely lose.
If you stay here, you might have a chance to win.
Right, Madam, though everyone knows you molest me.
They says you're flirty and flirty.
But they only laugh for while.
Right they only made you cover girl for two weeks,
but some people still think they make up stories.
They'll make another gossip in the next issue, right?
People will soon forget your affairs.
Sister.
Sister... How are you? Are you sick?
You dare to come?
You're mistaken, let me explain.
Let me explain!
Okay, I understand.
This is my fan.
Right, how come Mok Chuen Tok Choi loves me?
There's a poem on the fan, you can read it and understand.
Didn't you read the fan? I put it outside your door.
Where is the fan?
Sister!
Where is the fan?
It's time to take a nap again.
You're here again?
You find me annoying now?
No, they're waiting for you to do the show.
The Fire Dance will soon lose trace.
Okay, I got to leave now.
I'll tell the two reporters outside that you raped women here.
If they make you their cover story, you can't become Officer.
Shit! Their magazine always make scandals.
You deserve it.
They are over there...
"Beard", I must stick to you forever.
I become down as I am injured.
I wand to caress you all over.
But you force me.
You take me as a toy.
You must make me flirt.
I am so sad.
But you are injured all over.
I must tackle your armpit.
I want you to know: I don't want to leave me.
Heart to heart, body to body,
I will even eat your flesh.
I am sad as I am inferior.
There are too many accidents today.
Our position has been exchanged.
Just my lust cheated me.
I only know now,
there's always a reason to everything.
A little bit.
Why it's so quiet? Bear this for the moment.
Someone is around.
Stop running!
Brother, they've even bribed you?
Tai Oh, you used not to pick up lost objects.
Mrs. Minister is posting a placard...
What is it?
Miss Chi Wan has a strange illness, I failed to cure her.
So she has lost her fan.
She misses it and become seriously ill.
It's like this...
Madam says whoever finds the fan...
will become her husband.
She's too old.
Not Madam, but Miss Chi Wan.
Okay, it's different then.
You check for me who is possessing the fan now.
Go...
Don't shout, a man did buy that fan from me.
What is his name? What is he like?
I don't remember! It's important, think it over.
But you come in here, one by one.
Do think it over, what is the fan like?
Let her go first. Why?
Do you want to know where the fan is?
Of course, you know?
What do I get if I tell you?
What do you want? I mean benefits!
You're both nuts.
What do you want?
You want to seduce your future sister-in-law?
I say, do you want to know where the fan is?
You better ask you brother!
Brother! What are you looking for?
I'm looking for this fan!
Do you know Miss Chi Wan is inviting a husband with her fan?
I've just learnt about this.
It's this fan, be good to me, give me...
You're nuts! I'm your elder brother.
I should be the beneficiary.
But you have Gau Gau.
I don't mind having another beauty.
Right, ready for my sedan, I'll go and marry her.
Quick.
Miss Chi Wan has come!
Kui, Kui! you are so cunning!
I'll go and marry her!
Is this fan genuine?
Right...
Madam, don't say you don't recognize it.
People say you once danced with this fan,
You even had love affair with him.
It's all published in the gossip magazine.
Come here.
It's all revealed.
Yeah, the magazine sells great today.
It's you who suggested publishing an announce.
Now the fan's owner doesn't show up...
but that lousy guy comes, then...
Madam! Are you trying to eat words?
I've got the fan in my hands now.
Master Ma. Beauty.
I won't eat words, I'll marry you.
No! I'll marry him!
Aunt, if there's fate, he'd show up already.
If there's no fate, you can do whatever you want.
Great!
Okay, let's get it down black and white.
My life is unlucky...
I'm willing to marry Ma Lun...
Hold it! Write it down at once...
You bastard, you want to snatch her from me?
Madam, I've got the fan in my hands now.
The fan is useless now, take it if you like.
I've got the marriage contract. This...
Madam, according to the join declaration of you and Miss,
Miss should marry me.
Of course not, Miss has signed the contract already.
She's marrying me!
Okay, I sue you. I sue you snatching my fan.
You suppress your elder brother, you're evil!
I sue you... whom do you sue me to?
Besides you, who can judge in this village?
Madam.
Mrs. Minister, I must bother you this time.
You must judge for us, on behalf of your late husband,
Old woman, sit at the court!
It's interesting, okay, I'll stir it up!
I must sit at court for this case!
Good... all villagers will show up at the court.
Wave a flag and listen.
Set a forum for them all to discuss...
We must make them reveal all secrets.
Madam, then our gossip will be forgotten at once.
Good! Then I must do utmost.
Let's invite all reporters and photographers.
The more hectic here, the better it is.
Get me the Minister's uniform.
Court!
I become the righteous Officer Pau.
You can tell from my dark face.
I am at court to do judging.
Chin Chiu is a Handsome officer.
He's a hero with his sword.
He's is indifferent when he looks at others.
Let justice be done.
Let the two brothers reveal their scandals.
He does not care about brotherhood.
He hurts my feeling.
He steals my fan and cheats me.
He never care about our brotherhood.
That bastard is lunatic.
He is mad and fool.
Let me rest in peace.
Ma Lun Tai, you said it was your fan.
How did you get it?
What? Say it now!
My friend sent it to me.
What friend?
Boss Li, come here.
Did you send me this fan?
Yes...
You tell lies!
I must tell everyone the truth.
Madam, this fan was indeed love present I sent to Officer.
You have love affairs.
Why do you frame me?
I'm not framing you, me, you and your younger brother all know this.
Go ahead!
You have something to say too?
Wrong, she's already my sister-in-law.
Object, these two culprits frame me.
This bitch has... assaulted me already.
Shut up! Ma Lun Kui, if this fan belongs to Gau Gau,
why did you take this fan for the marriage?
Damn you, you talk contradict, beat him!
You deserve this.
Shut up! Ma Lun Tai, you tell lies.
Boss Li, you give false statement, you should be punished too.
Someone come! Yes!
Feed them with red chili!
Yes, Your Highness!
Hold it! What court is this? What rules are these?
This is "Super Law Court".
And these are rules of Rainbow Village.
Start the torture!
Feed him! Punish him...
Kneel down!
Hold it!
Inside the rice is a thousand-year chili,
who wants to eat?
Who wants to eat 2 rice dumpling?
You must eat...
Who wants to eat 3 rice dumpling?
You must eat...
Who wants to eat 4 rice dumpling?
You must eat... I must eat...
I'll spare you if you confess, if you deny, I'll punish you. I ask again.
Whose fan is this? Where did you get it?
Madam, the fan was sold by me.
Master, you want to buy something?
Feed her...
Shut up!
I don't know where it went after selling it to the handsome Master.
Who got the fan next?
Master gave it to me, I threw it on the ground.
Feed her!
Then, I picked it up.
Feed him!
What then?
Then you molested me.
Feed her!
Madam, you set up the rules, choose one now.
What then?
I stole it.
I then left it under the bed of Officer's room.
Get on the bed!
An abnormal love! Self-made gossips!
Right, I still have rice to eat.
Report, Madam.
A guy with lots of present is outside
asking Miss Chi Wan to marry him.
Again?
I was born to be a hero.
My generosity helps me make friends.
All girls are moved when they see me.
Who is that guy?
His ugly face hurts me.
I will sent him money.
To exchange for love.
He is not ordinary guy.
He is a love machine.
I must indulge myself.
This is against Heaven.
I do not feel painful at all.
I am too rash as they irritate me.
My kung-fu brings me fame.
Want me to teach you a lesson?
What are you looking for?
It's great!
I'll take your money, I'll let Chi Wan marry you.
Dear villagers, you must judge for me.
Madam has already promised...
and Miss has signed the contract.
There's no justice if Miss Chi Wan doesn't marry me?
Justice!
Shut up!
Chi Wan, it's the critical choice for you.
Tell us...
I... I can marry just anyone.
My beloved man has already vanished, I'm heart broken,
Whoever marries me only gets my empty body.
Only her empty body? Who wants her?
I want her!
But, it's written in here...
"I'll marry Mr. Ma Lun."
Mr.? Mr. Ma Lun?
Why Mr. Ma Lun? What's his name?
I don't know his whole name.
So I just wrote Mr. Ma Lun,
Good! My chance has come!
I'm Ma Lun Tai, I have the first option.
I'm called Ma Lun Fan, I have a fan?
Go to hell!
Madam, I'm called Mr. Ma Lun too.
Brother! Brothers!
Tok Choi!
Chi Wan, I only have chance now to tell you my name.
I'm call Ma Lun Cheung!
It's troublesome.
Tai, Kui, Cheung, who exactly is the guy to choose?
She must marry the fan's owner. And the real fan's owner is...
She must marry me anyway!
Shit! You're stirring the court!
I have no talent for such complicated case.
I must use my last trick!
Super Red Chili Rice Dumpling.
Whoever dare eat it means he's real-hearted to Chi Wan.
My stomach will have ulcer if I eat it.
I must change my name if I eat it.
Eat this one, I have no opinion.
What about you?
Chi Wan.
For your sake, I must eat it.
Okay, I'll eat half for you.
You're bad.
Come on!
Red, it's turning in the eyes.
Red, it's moving my in mood.
We have gone through much hardship.
We can reunite at last today.
So that I can hold you in my arms.
"I love Chi Wan"...
What a great love story!
Ma's brothers can never change Rainbow Village.
But the question is: Can Rainbow Village change them?
Right... Brother.
Brother, you're giving away money to the villagers.
Your good deed will bring luck to us.
You've vanished for a short time
and you managed to make so much money?
You must tell me how you made it.
It's not my money, it's your own money.
It's all here, take it away. Take it away!
What? You've always taken folk's money,
and so they lead a hard life.
So we should return the money back to the people.
Honey, am I correct? Right, honey.
There's still some, what to do?
One pile for each of you. It's fair.
You bastard, you make me suffer!
I have nothing now.
You still have me.
What? you don't want me?
You'd better admit fate, let's go.
Everyone will get a share!
Boss Li improves at last,
but he still have lust.
Water!
Mrs. Minister wants to hire a body guard.
However, Ma Lun Kui may have perceived wrongly.
Dup and Heung get married. They're the perfect couple.
You're fished so many too? Yes...
Ma Lun Tai resigns from being a corrupted officer.
He fools the world with Gau Gau.
Is it pretty?
Very stylish.
Most lucky is Mok Chun Tok Choi.
Because his wife give birth to many babies.
This one need changing too, come here quickly.
What! Change again? Right.
Wife, you're a good mother.
You gave birth to 7 babies.
With the two of us, we're altogether nine happiness.
Are you hunger? Mom, come here, feed the baby.
We are all paired, we are so happy.
We wish you healthy, and wealthy.
Love together, love forever.
We must be happy and healthy.
Just like flower blossom.
While the rainbow rises.
Have a Happy New Year.
Congratulations.
May all your wishes come true.
May all your dreams come true.
Better than last year.
Wish you healthier and happier.
Wish you make big money.
Wish you have a bright future ahead.
Wish you be a righteous person.
Wish you have glamorous life.
Wish you have good luck.
Cherish your lover and friends.
We are really happy.
Wish you a happy life.
Wish you good luck this year.
Happy New Year.
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Cut!
Is it Okay? OK!
Celebration!
Chi Wan, In fact you...
In fact I...
I only have him in my mind.
Red...
Sorry...
I am so sad as I do not have a lover.
I am so lonely here.
I know you are looking forward to me.
Don't feel said.
You will meet a handsome guy like a fairy...
I am so lonely here.
I know you are looking forward to me.
Don't feel sad.
You will meet a handsome guy like a fairy.
Look at my regards. Sing a song of lamb.
He is laughing.
This mistake can't be forgive. Clouds, please help me understand girls.
My beauty makes you impressed.
I want to listen to you...
I can only beat myself...
Miss has signed a contract to marry me.
What's up? Sorry!
Are you alright? Never mind me.
Though you...
It's you who fevered with the handsome guy. you ruined Choi Wan Temple...
Dance of Fire will be lost soon.
Okay. I'll go and tell those two reporters now.
I'll tell them you raped innocent girls.
You'll be the cover story.
Shit!
I can't remember what gossip magazine is it.
Come here!
Don't you fairies make friends with human being?
It depends... but I'll definitely make friend with you.
The hat is fallen out!
Come this way!
Aunt, you...
It's slippery.
Fuk, Luk, help Madam out!
You make me lost face.
Madam, you've fallen to the ground.